10 Lies about me

10 Lies about Me

1. I have brown skin because my Mum she got angry  and started to splash me with mud.

2. My hair is curly because when I was younger I ate too much pasta

for breakfast.

3. I have black hair because my Sister put Black paint in my conditioner bottle and has stayed black ever since.

4. I have short hair because when my dad was cutting down the gorse I went to go and see what he was doing and he didn’t know that I was there and he went to go and cut the gorse but instead of the gorse he cut my hair and that is why my hair is short.

5. The reason why I go to grey main school is because when I came out of my mum I was grey and I was her main child and she wanted me to go to a really good school.

6. I can fly because when I was younger I really loved birds bats and seagulls and then I went on a plane and I went flying out the window and that is why I can fly

7. I am really helpful because when I was 1  people would always help me at things so that is why I am really helpful for other people.

8. I am scottish because when I went to scotland i had friends there and they wanted me to be scottish with them so they used their magic  powers and made me talk the scottish accent and made me look scottish so that is why I am scottish

9. I like watermelon because when I was younger I used to always drink a lot of water and and I made a fruit called melon and then I wanted a new fruit so I called my new fruit water melon because I liked water and I made a fruit called melon so that is why I like watermelon

10. The reason why I am short because when I was 3 my mum was making a tree house and she was nailing in a nail and she went to go and put down the hammer and she fell and the hammer went on hammering on my head and I realized that I was shrinking and then she went to go and get up and she didn’t realize that her hand still had the hammer in it and the hammer went and did a big dong on my head

11. The reason why I love art is because when I was 7 my mum used to always give me a piece of paper and a pencil and I used to always scribble on the paper everyday she used to always give me piece of paper and she used to always draw with me as well so that is why I love art.